Michael Jackson: Already Haunting Us?

Most people have already seen the famous Michael Jackson ghost video on CNN. Personally, I don't think it's him. If Michael Jackson was hanging out around his house and WHAM - paparazzi! - don't you think he would have either:

a. Hid
b. Put on a show

c. Drank Jesus Juice

I think that the King of Pop would be giving his farewell performance to CNN personally. I don't know if you can hear ghosts that well, but judging from his shadow we could definitely see him dance. Therefore, Michael Jackson's ghost would have been moonwalking.

According to this other website, MJ would have been far too busy appearing in sandwiches, trees and with ET to possibly bother with a CNN interview. For your viewing pleasure, a compilation of recent MJ ghost sightings:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/michael-jacksons-ghost

Hungry Like The Wolf

Debbie Rowe is hungry - again. And this time it isn't for the tasty Big Mac Cheeseburgers that her body suggests she loves, it's for custody of her children. Judging from this photo, I think she has a pretty good chance, seeing as how the legendary wolf shirts bring good luck to all who wear them.


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